Insert Generic Blog Name Here

Great googlymoogly.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate giving things a title? This disdain draws from a sixth grade English class, in which we were made to write two-page essays, sometimes up to two times weekly. After awhile, there's nothing left...I figure our future kids names haven't a chance.

So I found my 26-year-old self in 12-year-old self's shoes (YIKES), trying to name this blog. After staring at "http:// _________.blogspot.com" for what was literally forever, I type:

My Blog Has No Name

...which I figure is equally generic to the blog's content. Apparently there are other generic, no-named souls in cyberspace, go figure, so back to square one. Besides, if a blog has no name who's gonna want to read it (haha - branding 101)?

Blog Without a Name

Also taken. Poop.

No-Name Blog and other variations.

Nope. Gone. *Expletive and frustration.*

Well, bloody hell... All the Good Names are Taken. NamesStink.

GONE; FML. So much for a non-name name. Screw it. Wasn't that original to begin with, which explains why all of them are taken by potentially unimaginitive souls like me (good thing I don't know the bloggers with those titles....hummmpf).

It was time to wake up the cranium...at noon.

Life, or Something Like It. Hey wait, that was a movie (Jenny-here's your shout out).

Insert Life Here is also taken. Can I poke a pen through cyberspace at the dill hole that took the perfect name for my mid-twenties life crisis blog??? Will that work??? Either way, I still need a name for this d*** thing, and violence is not an option. Screw it. This name was too "emo kid" for me anyhow.

Maybe Blogger is mocking my valiant attempt at coming full circle using social media. We did have a lecture in college about blogging's importance as a PR tool, and that not all people or professionals should commence in sharing their life's story or corporate secrets.

Well, Blogger.com, do you know something about me that I don't?

PBBBBBTTT. For those of you yet to learn 'Jess-speak,' that was the wind wooshing out of my big-a** sails.

Screw it. I've got nothing left. OOOOO wait...

Mind Leftovers

Seriously - it's not already taken? Thank God.

My friends, it is now your job to keep me from changing the name of my blog. Possibly forever. Otherwise I will continue to want to change my mind, get inordinately frustrated, and quite possibly use White Out brand office products on my laptop's screen...

That is, unless someone can tell me how that pen-through-cyberspace thingy will work out.